ecent hurricanes and gasoline
issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element.
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles
are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded
by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since
Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes
A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second to take from four days to four
years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; It does not
decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion
of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,
since each reorganization will cause more morons to become
neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
critical concentration.This hypothetical quantity is referred to
as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,
an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium
since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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