f this isn't the truth!
1973 vs. 2006:
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking
lot with rifle in gun rack of his truck.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a
look at Jack's rifle, goes to his truck and gets
his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI
called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees
his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist
fight after school.
1973 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny
and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody
expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives,
arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with
assault, both expelled even though Johnny
started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in
class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a
good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of
Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra
money from state because Jeffrey has a
disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his
father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973- Billy is more careful next time,
grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a
successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child
abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a
gang. Billy's sister is told by state
psychologist that she remembers being abused
herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's
mom has affair with psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes
some headache medicine to school.
1973- Mark shares headache medicine with
Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from
school for drug violations. Car searched for
drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary
turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave
town. Mary does her senior year at a
special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor
calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next
state over and gets an abortion without
her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary
given condoms and told to be more
careful next time.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school
English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer
school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up
by state democratic party. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining
that teaching English as a requirement
for graduation is racist. ACLU files
class action lawsuit against state
school system and Pedro's English
teacher. English banned from core
curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway
but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart
leftover firecrackers from the 4th of
July, puts them in a model airplane
paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security,
FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers
confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a
terror watch list and is never allowed
to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while
running during recess and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by his teacher,
Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny
feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a
sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison.
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