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A Column: New World Order Senior Citizens RV Brigade Spying On Their
Fellow Americans
 "IT'S
TIME TO GO for the jugular," said Slats Grobnik
to his good buddy Sam the bartender, owner of the Countryside Tavern on
Chicago's north side.
"What the hell you talkin' about, Slats?"
"I know the real bastards bringin' down the whole ball of wax in this country! I know who they are and I'm going to expose 'em if it's the last thing I do."
"Slats, for god sakes drink your beer. The last time you started this crap, some guy in a black coat pulled you off the bar stool and I didn't see you for a month."
Sam was referring to the incident in the tavern when Slats said Bush once laid naked in a Skill and Bones ceremony and then was hauled out by A CIA agent and taken to a Denver gulag.
Slats then spent a month undergoing electro shock and other New World Order remedies geared as silencing free-minded dissidents like Slats, joining others like Elsebeth Baumgartner, Carol Fisher and Susan Lindauer, all who have undergone similar treatment in recent months.
So if Slats was brainwashed and marginalized by the treatment he received in the gulag, a condition of his release being he would never speak out against Bush again, why is talking this way?
Did the treatment fail? Is he unable to control his free-minded spirit? Is he now in danger of going back to the gulag? How are the authorities monitoring him? Has he been micro-chipped?
As we ponder Slats fate while he continues to rant and rave to Sam about satanic worshipping in the White House, let's listen in on the lower level minions at NSA and Homeland Security, who are busy monitoring Slats on a daily basis from a mobile RV parked on the shores of beautiful Lake Michigan, not far from the tavern.
Before checking in on the spies, information obtained from secret sources claim NSA officials are busy using taxpayer money to spy on Americans in a new program called the Senior Citizens RV Brigade to Fight Terrorism..
In this program, seniors who travel the country in their Winnebago's are equipped with high-level spy technology and directed energy weapons as well as being paid a handsome monthly stipend, including gas money, to spy on other Americans.
Deep within the government documents, officials claim this is the "perfect cover" while utilizing "unproductive, worthless seniors" in a worthwhile manner for the New World Order.
In Slats particular case, the Arctic Beacon has also learned that Doris and Stanley Ostrowski, who recently retired and are living out their "golden years" traveling in their 42 foot diesel pusher complete with a double slide-out and marble counter tops, have been hired by the NSA to spy on Slats.
"He seems like such a nice guy," said Doris, who is busy monitoring Slats at the motor home's computer station turned into a spy lab while Stash drinks a beer and watches the Cubs game on satellite TV.
"What, honey?" said Stanley.
"Mr. Grobnik, he's just like us, born on the north side of Chicago. Sometimes I feel guilty spying on him. He's not doing anything just drinking a beer and saying those nasty things about Bush, but everybody does that. DO you think we should keep doing this, honey, spying on Americans?"
"Hell, yes Doris. What are you thinkin'? How else are we gonna afford the gas money, We just sold the house and ain't sitting every day in some Wal Mart parking lot. Just keep listening, Doris, and keep filing the reports. Don't think about it. It's easy money and we are fighting terrorism, remember."
"I guess your right, Stanley."
"Your damn right, I'm right. They told us he's a KGB infiltrator, working for the commies and |
