"What the hell you talkin' about, Slats?"
"I know the real bastards bringin' down the whole ball
of wax in this country! I know who they are and I'm going to expose 'em if it's
the last thing I do."
"Slats, for god sakes drink your beer. The last time
you started this crap, some guy in a black coat pulled you off the bar stool and
I didn't see you for a month."
Sam was referring to the incident in the tavern when
Slats said Bush once laid naked in a Skill and Bones ceremony and then was
hauled out by A CIA agent and taken to a Denver gulag.
Slats then spent a month undergoing electro shock and
other New World Order remedies geared as silencing free-minded dissidents like
Slats, joining others like Elsebeth Baumgartner, Carol Fisher and Susan Lindauer,
all who have undergone similar treatment in recent months.
So if Slats was brainwashed and marginalized by the
treatment he received in the gulag, a condition of his release being he would
never speak out against Bush again, why is talking this way?
Did the treatment fail? Is he unable to control his
free-minded spirit? Is he now in danger of going back to the gulag? How are the
authorities monitoring him? Has he been micro-chipped?
As we ponder Slats fate while he continues to rant and
rave to Sam about satanic worshipping in the White House, let's listen in on the
lower level minions at NSA and Homeland Security, who are busy monitoring Slats
on a daily basis from a mobile RV parked on the shores of beautiful Lake
Michigan, not far from the tavern.
Before checking in on the spies, information obtained
from secret sources claim NSA officials are busy using taxpayer money to spy on
Americans in a new program called the Senior Citizens RV Brigade to Fight
And documents stolen from NSA headquarters by patriot
spies show the RV Brigade is the latest government program used to
encourage American citizens to spy on other citizens. It's also a way to utilize
senior citizens, who are otherwise useless and expendable to the New World
In this program, seniors who travel the country in
their Winnebago's are equipped with high-level spy technology and directed
energy weapons as well as being paid a handsome monthly stipend, including gas
money, to spy on other Americans.
Deep within the government documents, officials claim
this is the "perfect cover" while utilizing "unproductive, worthless seniors" in
a worthwhile manner for the New World Order.
In Slats particular case, the Arctic Beacon
has also learned that Doris and Stanley Ostrowski, who recently retired and are
living out their "golden years" traveling in their 42 foot diesel pusher
complete with a double slide-out and marble counter tops, have been hired by the
NSA to spy on Slats.
"He seems like such a nice guy," said Doris, who is
busy monitoring Slats at the motor home's computer station turned into a spy lab
while Stash drinks a beer and watches the Cubs game on satellite TV.
"What, honey?" said Stanley.
"Mr. Grobnik, he's just like us, born on the north
side of Chicago. Sometimes I feel guilty spying on him. He's not doing anything
just drinking a beer and saying those nasty things about Bush, but everybody
does that. DO you think we should keep doing this, honey, spying on Americans?"
"Hell, yes Doris. What are you thinkin'? How else are
we gonna afford the gas money, We just sold the house and ain't sitting every
day in some Wal Mart parking lot. Just keep listening, Doris, and keep filing
the reports. Don't think about it. It's easy money and we are fighting
"I guess your right, Stanley."
"Your damn right, I'm right. They told us he's a KGB
infiltrator, working for the commies and