Men In Black or MIBs as they are commonly referred to are a mysterious
lot that usually shows up to harass or intimidate witnesses to UFO activity.
They usually make vague or sometimes specific threats to stop witness from
talking or sharing UFO information. The visitors' faces are frequently described
as being oriental in appearance and hairless. They have no facial hair including
being bald and no eyebrows. They wear their trademark black coat with black
tie and have a whiter than white shirt. The clothes are immaculate in appearance
starched with well-defined creases. Some have been reported wearing lipstick.
Their body mechanics are somewhat robotic and awkward. Their voices are monotone
and their faces emotionless. They usually travel in threes, but sometimes
alone. Their preferred method of travel is late model Cadillacs, black in
color, in mint condition. Although the cars are older, witnesses describe
them as smelling new. There have been some reports of MIBs following people
around in black helicopters. Although they are threatening there is no documented
case of any threat being carried out despite the fact that some ignore their
WHO ARE THE MEN IN BLACK?
As UFO sightings increase, so allegedly does the harassment of witnesses
by the sinister so-called Men In Black.
Albert Bender, director of the International Flying Saucer Bureau, an amateur
organisation based in Connecticut, USA,
once claimed to have discovered the
secret behind UFOs. But unfortunately, the rest of the world is still none
the wiser - for Bender was prevented from passing on his discovery to the
world by three sinister visitors: three men dressed in black, known as 'the
It had been Bender's intention to publish his findings in his own journal,
Space Review. But before committing himself finally, he felt he ought to
try his ideas out on a colleague. He therefore mailed his report. A few days
later, the men came.
Bender was lying down in his bedroom, overtaken by a sudden spell of dizziness,
when he noticed three shadowy figures in the room. Gradually, they became
clearer. All were dressed in black clothes. "They looked like clergymen,
but wore hats similar to Homburg style. The faces were not clearly discernible,
for the hats partly hid and shaded them. Feelings of fear left me... The
eyes of all three figures suddenly lit up like flashlight bulbs, and all
these were focussed upon me. They seemed to burn into my very soul as the
pains above my eyes became almost unbearable. It was then I sensed that they
were conveying a message to me by telelathy."
Bender's visitors confirmed that he had been right in his speculations as
to the true nature of the UFOs - one of them was actually carrying Bender's
report, and provided additional information. This so terrified him that he
was only too willing to go along with their demand that he close down his
organisation, cease publication of his journal at once, and refrain from
telling the truth to anyone 'on his honour as an American citizen.'
But did Bender really expect anyone to believe his story? His friends and
colleagues were certainly baffled by it. One of them, Gray Barker, even published
a sensational book, 'They Knew Too Much About Flying Saucers'; and Bender
himself supplied an even stranger account in his 'Flying Saucers and the
Three Men' some years later, in response to persistent demands for an explanation
of what had occurred from former colleagues.
He told an extraordinary story, involving extraterrestrial spaceships with
bases in Antarctica, that reads like the far-fetched contactee dream-stuff;
and it has even been suggested that the implausibility of Bender's story
was specifically designed in order to throw serious UFO investigators off
However, believable or not, Bender's original account of the visit of the
three strangers is of crucial interest to UFO investigators, for the story
has been parelleled by many similar reports, frequently from people unlikely
to have heard of Bender and his experiences. UFO percipients and investigators
are apparently also liable to be visited by men in black (MIBs); and although
most reports are from the United States, similar claims have come from Sweden
and Italy, Britain and Mexico. Like the UFO phenomenon itself, MIBs span
three decades, and perhaps had precursors in earlier centuries.
Like Bender's story, most later reports not only contain implausible details,
but are also inherently illogical: in virtually every case, there seems on
the face of it more reason to disbelieve that to believe. But this does not
eliminate the mystery - it simply requires us to study it in a different
light. For whether or not these things actually happened, the fact remains
that they were reported; and why should so many people, independently and
often reluctantly, report such strange and sinister visitations? What is
more, why is it that the accounts are so mimilar, echoeng and in turn helping
to confirm a persistent pattern that, if nothing else, has become one of
the most powerful folk myths of our time?
The archetypal MIB report runs something like this: shortly after a UFO sighting,
the subject - he may be a witness, he may be an investigator on the case
- receives a visit. Often it occurs so soon after the incident itself that
no official report or media publication has taken place: in short, the visitors
should not, by any normal channels, have gained access to the information
they clearly possess - names, addresses, and details of the incident, as
well as those involved.
The victim is nearly always alone at the time of the visit, usually in his
own home. The visitors, usually three in number, arrive in a large, black
car. In America, it is most often a prestigious Cadillac, but seldon a recent
model. Though old in date, however, it is likely to be immaculate in appearance
and condition, inside and out, even having that unmistakable 'new car' smell.
If the subject notes the registration number and checks it, it is invariably
found to be a non-existent number.
The visitors themselves are almost always men: only very rarely is one a
woman, In appearance, they conform pretty closely to the stereotyped image
of a CIA or secret service man. They wear dark suits, dark hats, dark ties,
dark shoes and socks, but white shirts: and witnesses very often remark on
their clean, immaculate turn-out, all the clothes looking as though just
The visitors' faces are frequently discribed as 'vaguely foreign', most often
'oriental', and slanted eyes have been specified in many accounts. If not
dark-skinned, the men are likely to be very heavily tanned. Sometimes there
are bizarre touches: in one case, for instance, a man in black appeared to
be wering bright lipstick! The MIBs are generally unsmiling and expressionless,
their movements stiff and awkward. Their general demeanour is formal, cold,
sinister, even menacing, and there is no warmth or friendliness shown, even
if no outright hostility either. Witnesses often hint that they felt their
visitors were not human at all.
Some MIBs proffer evidence of identity; indeed, they sometimes appear in
US Air Force or other uniforms. They may also produce identity cards; but
since most people would not know a genuine CIA or other 'secret' service
identity card if they saw one, this of course proves nothing at all. If they
give names, however, these are invariably found to be false.
The interview is sometimes an interrogation, sometimes simply a warning.
Either way, the visitors, even though they are asking questions, are clearly
very well-informed, with access to restricted information. They speak with
perfect, sometimes too perfect, intonation and phrasing, and their language
is apt to be reminiscent of the conventional villains of crime films.
The sinister visits almost invariably conclude with a warning not to tell
anybody about the incident, if the subject is a UFO percipient, or to abandon
the investigation, if he is an investigator. Violence is frequently threatened,
too. And the MIBs depart as suddenly as they came.
Most well-informed UFO enthusiasts, if asked to describe a typical MIB visit,
would give some such account. However, a comparative examination of reports
indicates that such 'perfect' MIB visits seldom occur in practice. Study
of 32 of the more reliable cases on file reveals that many details diverge
quite markedly from the archetypal story: there were, for instance, no visitors
at all in four cases, only subsequent telephone calls; and, of the remainder,
only five involved three men, two involved four, five involved two, while
in the rest there was mention only of a single visitor.
Although the appearance and behaviour of the visitors does seem generally
to conform to the prototype, it ranges from the entirely natural to the totally
bizarre. The car, despite the fact that in America it is by far the commonest
means of transportation, is in fact mentioned in only one-third of the reports;
and as for the picturesque details - the Cadillac, the antiquated model,
the immaculate condition - these are, in practice, very much the exception.
Of 22 American reports, only nine even include mention of a car; and of these,
only three were Cadillacs, while only two were specified as black and only
two as out-of-date models.
On the other hand, such archetypal details tend to be more conspicuous in
less reliable cases, particularly those in which investigators, rather than
UFO percipients, are involved. The case that comes closest to the archetype
is that of Robert Richardson, of Toledo, Ohio, who in July 1967 informed
the Aerial Phenomena Research Organisation (APRO) that he had collided with
a UFO while driving at night. Coming round a bend, he had been confronted
by a strange object blocking the road. Unable to halt in time, he had hit
it, though not very hard. Immediately on impact, the UFO vanished. Police
who accompanied Richardson to the scene could find only his own skid marks
as evidence; but on a later visit, Richardson himself found a small lump
of metal which might have come from the UFO.
Three days later, at 11 pm, two men in their twenties appeared at Richardson's
home and questioned him for about 10 minutes. They did not identify themselves,
and Richardson - to his own subsequent surprise - did not ask who they were.
They were not unfriendly, gave no warnings, and just asked questions. He
noted that they left in a black 1953 Cadillac. The number, when checked,
was found not yet to have been issued.
A week later, Richardson received a second visit, from two different men,
who arrived in a current model Dodge. They wore black suits and were
dark-complectioned. Although one spoke perfect English, the second had an
accent, and Richardson felt there was something vaguely foreign about them.
At first, they seemed to be trying to persuade him that he had not hit anything
at all; but then they asked for the piece of metal. When he told them it
had gone for analysis, they threatened him: "If you want your wife to stay
as pretty as she is, then you'd better get the metal back".
The existence of the metal was known only to Richardson and his wife, and
to two senior members of APRO. Seemingly, the only way the strangers could
have learned of its existence would be by tapping either his or APRO's telephone.
There was no clear connection between the two pairs of visitors; but what
both had in common was access to information that was not freely and publicly
available. Perhaps it is this that is the key to the MIB mystery.