Reality
TV has plumbed new depths with a show called ‘The Farm’ featuring the dregs
of “celebrities” including ex-footballer Stan Collymore, famous for domestic
violence, has-been
rapper
Vanilla Ice, desperate for credibility and Rebecca Loos, notorious for her
kiss n’ tell affair with David Beckham, which almost destroyed his marriage.
The programme is set on a farm, to introduce bestiality to mainstream
viewing.
The gutter press ran with the
headline; ‘Rebecca Pleasures A Pig’ and I wouldn’t have believed it, had I
not been skimming the channels and paused at ‘The Farm’ long enough to
witness Rob (Vanilla Ice)
being asked to wash a horse’s sheath. He declined, but magician’s wife,
Debbie McGee gladly volunteered, calling the others “wimps” and proceeded to
gently massage the steed’s genitalia. She was advised to cover her head,
should the horse get over-excited!
Whether or not this is a part of
farm animal’s personal hygiene, was it really necessary to film it in
graphic detail? At this point I switched off and ran to the kitchen for a
sick-bag but I dread to think how much further producers are prepared to go
with this series. I’m worried about the sheep and so is the RSPCA. Needless
to say, there have been many complaints… but who’s actually listening, or
more to the point, what sort of degenerates are watching?