Solar Funnel Cooker
Take a look at Truth-Professor Steven E. Jones'
cooker. Is it just me, or does it look like an inverted you
know what? I wonder, is this what Reptilian
humanoids use to braise their dinner?
Apparently, the Swedish Leftists think I am some kind of
"Disinformation Terrorist". See .
I don't know how you could possibly be confused about this, but oddly,
some of you seem to be, so let me make this perfectly clear: I am not an
Administrator, nor do I wish to become one. Thanks. I can breathe now. See
P.S. What I REALLY want to be is a Rouge
Into the Cruft Abyss
- Korey Rowe -- another
Loose Change Looser deleted and hard-redirected to Loose
Thompson (researcher) -- redirected to The Terror
- Louder than
Words -- deleted and hard-redirected to Loose
Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove -- Alex doesn't live here anymore
Theory (9/11 Conspiracy Theory) -- horrific POV fork
-- more CT'er-cruft
Nazi Connection to Islamic Terrorism (book) -- vanity press,
violated everything in WP:BK
- Dylan Avery --
another Loose Changer video conspiracist. Straight delete.
of 9/11 All Sides Editors -- of which I was momentarily listed as a
"bad editor". Oh well, it's resting in the Abyss now.
Silverstein's Comments On WTC Building 7 Collapse -- entirely
original kook research, not one ounce of truth to anything said in the
article that could be cited to an objective source. Mountain out of
molehill at its finest. So much for 9/11 "research" -- pull it.
Joseph Watson -- co-hort of Alex Jones
City bombing conspiracy theories -- 17 deletes, 1 keep. That says it
Mysteries → Controlled demolition hypothesis for the collapse of the
World Trade Center -- re-direct deleted
Paul -- author of cruft Waking up from our Nightmare: The 9/11
Crimes in New York City. Gone.
Press -- this one was a gimme.
-- speedily deleted as G10/attack page.
L. Kuttler -- nn conspiracy theorist. Not a single keep vote on that
Terror Conspiracy -- conspiracy cruft
Robinowitz -- crufter
Christison (CIA) -- crufter
Christison -- nn of nn, wife of crufter
Klausutis -- that BLP-violating page is
finally gone. Boy,
what an ugly one! Even Jimbo Wales
came down on the delete side on that one. Rest in peace Lori. P.S. And
now, thank God, it's been permanently protected from re-creation.
Rivero -- non-notable whatreallyhappened.com blogographer
as Hitler -- deleted and permanently protected from re-creation. And
which party is the "Party of Hate"? Good grief. Notice who the editors
were on that one. And its companion at Wikipedia:Articles
Rosenthal -- not conspiracy cruft, but proof that Wikipedia's WP:C&E rules work.
conspiracy -- fastest Afd on record 1 1/2 hours. Morton devonshire 19:23, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
theory -- Wikipedia:Articles
for deletion/Coincidence theory (second nomination) -- nn neologism
original research responding to the label of 9/11 "conspiracy theory"
If you ever want to see the worst POV-pushing and failure to follow
Wikipedia rules with respect to WP:RS and WP:OR you're likely to see
on Wikipedia, go to Talk:State_terrorism_by_United_States_of_America.
"Truth", Sorta Like "People's
"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There
isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't
a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--18.104.22.168 23:30, 9 May
2006 (UTC)" 
The "Truth" About Tin-Foil Hats
Ridiculous But True
In the too bizarre to be fabrication category, we have the American
Nihilist Underground Society, aka A.N.U.S.
Favorite Skit of All Time
Copper Clappers from Cleveland, an old Carson skit with
Jack Webb on YouTube.
What Makes Life Bearable?
Surfing outside Kaneohe Bay
Hawai‘i.(Comment:Big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect
embodiment of the feel of the place)
Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa.
I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a
gamer by trade.
Should be nominated for Afd
Should be Created
Alex Jones Forks
Does Oprah have this kind of coverage on Wikipedia? About time for some
Barnstar of Diligence
Barnstar of Diligence|
for helping with the Afd of the Bush
Crimes Commission and your diligence in pursuit of a NPOV on it.
Aeon 02:08, 21
April 2006 (UTC)|
Congrats SkeenaR 02:25, 21
April 2006 (UTC)
Defender of the Wiki Award;Defender of the
bestow upon you the title of Defender of the Wiki for your tireless
efforts in exposing and combating Left-Liberal POV, propaganda, lies and
and in particular with respect to the War on
Terror and convicted cop killer Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia abu
Morton Devonshire the Barnstar of National Merit, for all your excellent
work in helping Wikipedia rid itself of conspiracy theory cruft related to
the events of 9/11/2001.--MONGO
September 2006 (UTC)
Happy Flower of Collegiality|
remarkable patience in difficult circumstances Tom
14:10, 2 October 2006 (UTC)|
award you this image of USS
Morton (DD-948) for your fight against cruft. As far as I can
tell it was the only US Navy vessel named Morton. The ASROC launcher may
have been capable of carrying nuclear weapons, too bad they can't be
used against the cruft pages you diligently fight. Keep up the good
work. --Dual Freq
03:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
Defender of the Wiki Barnstar|
Coming To The Aid of The Damsel In Distress Mobile 01Talk 06:38, 22 January 2007
Barnstar of Defiance
||Elaragirl's Barnstar of
your wonderfully sarcastic user page, war on stupid conspiracy nuts,
and refusal to let the loonies run this place, you inspire me to
fight on. --ElaragirlTalk|Count
17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)|
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks, man. Those pictures on your user
page are just golden. --ElaragirlTalk|Count
17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Yo've earned it
helping to keep nonsense to a minimum.--MONGO 18:36, 4
February 2007 (UTC)|
work on anti-nonsense--Tar7arus
22:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC)|
This lighthouse's beautiful brightness has led me to this talk
so I could finally meet you, and thank you for all you
and leave you a modest gift wishing you all the
and peace you deserve, dear Morton. You are
26 April 2007 (UTC)
Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar|
know we haven't gotten along well in the past, so the kinds words on
my user page were valiant and an extremely terrific gesture of good
will. Thanks. Travb (talk) 18:08,
14 July 2007 (UTC)|
we know our Uber Section Head would never give out awards (that
might blow our cover) and since the SuperSleuths have already blown yours - I award you
this American Eagle Award of Truth, Justice and the American Way
28 July 2007 (UTC)|